11/20/2006: "oops, forgot the Disclaimer"
Seems I forgot to post the standard disclaimer with my 2006 Christmas wish list.
Subject to change without notice. This is not an exhaustive list, and users are encouraged to use their better judgment when gift shopping. No gift will be refused. Users are advised to consult with one and another to ensure that duplications do not occur. Individual consultations with the owner of this list are available subject to scheduling availability. The contents of this wish list are for your own personal use and are not intended for profit, pirating, bragging. I wish one day that these items will be mine, solely mine, and stay away from them. Ok, maybe I'll share some of them. Perhaps with Kate too. All rights reserved. Reserved are all the rights. Have you seen my rights? Any distribution of this material is done at your own risk. Reading this material indemnifies me from anything and everything including gross negligence, not-so gross negligence, rain storms, sunny days, hurricanes, loud noises, and acts of God. Please keep out of reach of children. Residents of Quebec are excluded from participating (except Colin and Joey). For external use only. Please keep this for income tax purposes. Remove paper before reloading. If rash develops, discontinue use. Do not bleach. Keep hands inside the vehicle at all times. Only you can prevent forest fires. Women and children please proceed to the nearest exit. No substitutions. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Keep away from sunlight, moonlight, twilight and Blue light. Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light. Please be advised that nothing found here has necessarily been reviewed by people with the expertise required to provide you with complete, accurate or reliable information. Contents under pressure. Printed on unrecycled dead trees and we're proud of it. Not to be combined with other radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician. The truth is out there. No fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this document. Allergy alert: may contain nutmeg, but we doubt it. Return for refund where applicable. Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets. Batteries not included. Lather, rinse, repeat. For details, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or 705-929-1357>